Post by jacques christophe ames on Oct 6, 2008 2:17:38 GMT -5
oh my, name!
what's your name and age, babe?
My name would most likely be know as jack in America but here you will know me as Jacques Christophe Ames, I have no clue where my mom came up with the name she's a bit out of it most of the times. She actually doesn't even know where I got my name from at all, which is really sad in my opinion. I know that the origin of my name is indeed French even though I'm British but I guess it doesn't matter where your name is from as long as your parents like the name I guess. I'm twenty-nine going on the big three-o which is pretty interesting if you ask me because it's a big age and everything my wife however calls me an old fart, though she's like one year younger than me...figures..
i like mysterious people. you got any secrets?
damn I was hoping this wouldn't come out anytime soon and please don't tell my wife this but...I had an affair with my younger student and good lord save me but I loved it. Her body on mine and just argghh do you know how crazy it is to see that student everyday in class and still feel sexual tension there. I mean I know I'm really shy but she was so young and I was so damn attracted to her. I'm going to ruin everything in my life by sleeping with Nirvana but it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight, damn American songs. I'm literally going to regret sleeping with that child but as of now my wife nor does her family need to know about that. Her and me on a desk..arghh I need to stop it's over no more love triangle..god that girl is so pretty, no no I love my wife I love my wife. Yes if I keep repeating that maybe it will come true.
you think you look
Lord save me but I think I'm pretty ugly actually...a lot ugly but people seem to think differently than I do so I guess I'm kind of good looking. Basically when you look at me, I look like a hard ass which I am, I don't play about anything which gives me the perfect face for teaching a class or two. I so no emotion unless I'm happy or laughing but other than that I keep a straight face, no lines no nothing which is what my wife says to me when we are at home just relaxing, she does bother me when she says I look so mad but you would be mad too if you had to grade papers like a speed demon. I do indeed have a nice face, which people think I do a lot to keep it so clean but I don't. All I really do is wash my face two times a day, and put lotion on it every night before I go to bed. I know it may seem like I care to much about my face but I hated it when I would talk to my teachers in high school and they would have something really gross on their faces which would make me stare at them. So I believe in keeping a clear face for my students to look at so I know I have their full attention when I'm giving a lecture about something.
My body is pretty normal I work out when I can, but I do smoke a lot which I know isn't good for me but it helps calm my nerves since you know cheating on someone would make you feel pretty shitty right? I'm pretty much pale as can be since I don't really like going outside all that much except during summer I love going outside during summer months, I get to break out my shorts and show my hairy legs. Actually I don't have a hairy body at all, I think I was just born that way I always got made fun of for my non-hairy legs but honestly it never bothered me since I hated seeing guys with fifteen inches of hair on their legs its gross. I just hate hair, but when I'm under stress you will see me sporting a beard it's my way of saying I was having a bad day please leave me alone so I can calm down and be me. I like to be pretty, so I do dress up fancy when I'm going to work I like to be professional not looking like I woke up on a park bench from a late night of partying my ass off, that's bloody stupid and hate it when people walk into a school's like that. I think my feet are pretty big and so are my hands, so you know what that means..no I'm just kidding but they are pretty big. Yeah thats pretty much how I look, ugly sounding right?
got any distinguishing features?
I don't believe in marking my body with things, I think it's stupid and makes you look nasty when you get older so no tattoos or piercings mainly because my parents have very high standards and my father just plain scares me. I don't really have anything distinguishing on my body but my face being so clear and clean I guess that could be one right? I mean I have this square shaped chin that bothers the fuck out of me but I guess I can live, my eyes are also this bright blue color which could be distinguishing but other than that I'm pretty much normal as can be you know nothing to hide on this face or body.
who do people say you look like?
Some people say I look like that sexy man named Tom Sturridge but I don't believe it, I think he's my uncle or something because we look so much a like but he's an actor and I'm just a teacher that only knows about every math problem in the world and back. He must be pretty sexy if you are going to compare him to me or me to him because I actually believe I look like no one, I'm my own person and I can be who I wanna be. That made no sense and I hate it when I ramble on and on about nothing at all. So yeah anyways I guess if I look like him then I'll take that it's better than nothing at all. .
what words describe you? maybe because opposites attract, y'know.
I am very charming and it maybe just my accent that makes people think I'm charming but I really am, when I want to be it's not too hard to be charming like pulling out chairs and letting people walk in front of me, i'm jusst quick so I guess people think I'm charming, so I guess we can say that I'm charming, lets be charming! When need be, I can be a very beguiling old man. Of course, I'm ias charming just for the hell of it; I uses it to get a advantage whether it be to swoon a girl to bed or to mooch free food, or alcohol from strangers. It's a useful characteristic when narrowly escaping consequences. I love to be compassionate .Although I might not show it, I really do care a lot about his friends and family. Although my wife wants kids I really don't want kids at all, I think they are messy and gross but if she wants them I guess we can have them. Once I've gained your respect and trust, I will your back no matter what the situation. In contrast, once you make a distrustful mistake, it's doubtful that I'll ever forgive or trust you again. I know people think that teachers are all nice and everything but we weren't and when you screw me over it's all over. I am really disrepectful if you come to me with a bad grade I will brush you off because I don't care you made a bad grade then you get that grade. I will speak my mind if I don't like someone that you didn't do right and I will call you out in front of the class too I don't care. I'm only disrepectful when you are disrespectful to me so be nice and I'll be nice too. I am careless and I'm not scared to say that I am either. I really actually didn't care when I marriged my wife I knew it was going to happen since her dad made me marry her but you know how that goes right?conservative When it comes to blank expressions, I own it. I loves being in control and if I ever let hmy emotions get the better of me, I would be vulnerable. Because I have perfected the art of vacancy, I'm a brilliant liar.
habits can be kind of funny, don't you think?
I bit nails when mad, or I'll turn a bright red color when someone pisses me off to the point of no return, or when people make me feel bad about someone I'll look away or just walk away. I hate it when I'm nervous about something because then i'll lean back in a chair or i'll rock on my heels of my feet softly. I tap my fingers on the table when I'm bored and also I tend to tune my wife out when she's talking about her day.
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what're some of your likes and dislikes?
I like wine not only is it good for your heart, but it taste good on woman and in my mouth, yeah that is suppost to be very kinky actually. I like to have a glass of wine with my dinner or when I'm grading papers. Everyone thinks I'm addicted to wine but I'm not it just taste good. I love cigarettes I literally can't live without smoking one a day I get really stressed so I must go outside and smoke with teacher, and yes almost every teacher I work with smoke at lease once a day. Although, I know I'm not the only one in the world that smokes, so I think i'll the nasty looks you guys give me is just a complete waste of time and you should go to hell or something because I already know that I'm going to hell for everything I have done. Of course I love reading, how the uck can you be a teacher and not love to read I mean really even if I am more into science and medical stuff I still like to read the newspaper and drink a bit of tea while BBC is playing who doesn't? Well as a math teacher I guess I have to like math, I love working with shapes and making problems and putting them back together it's really fun, Sex is a must for me, I have to have it everyday or it doesn't feel right, yes sex is my drug and I have a big problem with that.I like my hair too because it's really fluffy and soft and yay!
I hate people that make fun of elton john I think he's amazing and that people should be quiet because he's a fucking god to me. I listen to him when I'm grading papers and when my students are taking test so bite me! I also hate waking up early, not getting enough sleep, a person who is rude, when someone uses up all of the hot water, snow, feeling cold, bugs, being alone, when nothing is on tv, feeling dirty, getting bored, not having money, when my wife is annoying the heel out of me, getting mad way to easy, students being late, when people talk way to loud when I'm trying to eat a good lunch which is why I eat in my classroom because they piss me off when they shout to the person that is like an inch away from them. In all I don't have too many friends because of this since almost everyone does this and it drives me crazy! When my parents give me dirty looks because it really does hurt my feelings that they don't believe that I'm being a really good son in admitting that it was some what my fault that their little boy isn't with them anymore, but it was better that I wasn't drunk and techincally it wasn't even my fault at all.
you've got some weaknesses? you shouldn't tell me, i'll use it against you. you've got strengths, too?
I would say my weaknesses would be cheating on my wife since I have the urge to do it almost everyday, and I think I have a problem with that honestly because girls tempt me to get into their pants everyday not going to lie to you about that. I love girls can't you see, girls girls girls argghh I think being a teacher was a horrible job for me. I have a weaknesses for my parents the only thing I will cry over will be over my parents and my brother but as of right now it's my parents since they don't trust me at all anymore. That will b e the only thing that makes me cry understand and don't try to make me cry because I'll get really mad. I have a weaknesses for newborn babies because they are so innocent but when thy grow up they turn into little demons that do drugs and run your money up as if you are a bank, so the only kind of kid that makes me go awh would be newborn babies only. I have a weaknesses for ladies too, I love kissing and hugging and cuddling with woman I think I have mention this before but I do really do if the world was filled with ladies I would do them all and then do them all again! my strengths would be that I'm extremely smart althought getting married and killing my brother aren't the smartest things I have done or cheating but who cares I mean I'm book smart, I gradutated top of my class and decided to become a teacher aren't I cool! I also have a great speaking voice which is good for meeting new people and parents and what not, I really don't have too many strengths at all I'm a really weak person..
what are the main points of your lifetime?
I was born into a really small family only because my father hated kids and he didn't want them but sure enough when my mother became pregnant with me he was changing his ways. Yes my father was just like me, he slept with his co-workers and people that looked younger than my mom, and of course found out from her best friend and she stil stayed with him for me that is. When I was a kid I barely saw my father and when I did see him he was telling that I was a piece of shit and that I will never be big in life like he wanted me to be, I figured he was right since I was a big punk when I was a kid, I wore glasses and everything I got made fun of a lot. My mother of course had to go to the school many times to come and get me from having a fight with some kid that was picking on me, I was really a scary child. Loved bodies died ones they just really interested me so much and my father knew that I should have became a doctor or something. In junior high I was the same freaky nerd that everyone hated because I had higher grades then any of them. I never really cared I basically stayed in the classrooms doing my work or something. Highschool is when I started to change, I got a whole new group of friends and let me tell you girls were my favorite subject at this point, I was basically a manwhore in school, and I slept with two girls at least three times a week. Of course we would study and one thing laid to another and we were like doing it I didn't care of course I barely knew what I was doing. Got out of those classes into classes that made my father madddddd I wanted ot be a teacher and that was final. Then there was my whole brother thing and I don't want to talk about that at all. Then I got married to my semi-lovely wife I can't really stand her at all though our wedding was great. Then I cheated on her with one of my students and let me tell you that was amazing, i'm not going to lie about that was amazing, and now my wife wants kids..lord sweet lord help me!
the worst point of your life must have sucked, yeah?
My worst memory would have to be when I lost my brother and it was all my fault. We had just gotten off of work it was my final year in school and he was just started, it was cold and icey on the road and he told me to pull over but I was so hard headed I didn't listen to him I just wanted to get him home safe but instead I didn't get him home at all. A truck was coming our way and I wasn't sure what the truck driver was doing but come to find out that he was falling asleep at the wheel of her truck and I was so in shock I couldn't move..that's when the ar flipped four times and landed straight for the tree located to the side of the road, if I would have just listened to him he would be here today instead of down in the cold freezing ground. Now my parents pretty much hate my guts for killing my brother but it wasn't even my fault do you know how it feels to get nasty looks when you go to see them every sunday, it's sad and I wish I never had this happen in my life..
but i guess the best time made up for it? it always does.
I know I complain about getting married and all that jazz, but it's nothing like I tell people. I actually loved the day I got married only because my parents finally understood how it felt to be me well not really they were just happy for me to be out of their hair for a couple of days, I mean I didn't let them hating on me make me sweat I was happy enought to be with a woman that I love more than anything. I mean I don't even know if I love her to not but I know this that was one of my favorite days, I've never felt so manly as I stood there in my suit waiting for my once pretty wife to walk down to come to me. I actually had butterflies in my stomache as she stood there next to be as pretty as came be, I mean I was so young and she was so pretty and just made me happy. I can truly say when you get married you will be the happiest person ever in life, and that will be one of your best days ever.
hi, I'm VE(nessa) aka vinnyyy!! and i think I'm pretty sexyyy. i've been around the block for seventeen years, but the roleplay scene's only been my thing for five years. i got over to this place through I don't remember D:, so let's give them a shout out. oh, and by the way, i play aimee here too.
take a peak at aimee's application.
