Post by delilah parker brennan on Oct 3, 2008 16:49:32 GMT -5
, delilah parker brennan !
just a city girl, living in a lonely world,
she took the midnight train going anywhere,
just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit,
he took the midnight train going anywhere...[/font]
do you want me to order you a clown? [/color]
a drunk clown hurt me once.[/i][/color][/font]
joinedatthehip;; i lied down next to you so everybody would think we were chillin'.[/color][/font][/blockquote]she's the devil, newbie ! [/color]
partnersincrime;; let's put rowdy on top of the tv and see which one of us can throw a hat on him first
inseperable;; you're the only guy that's ever been inside of me! woah i just took out his appendix!
bestfriends;; i want you to know how serious i am about what i do. did you stitch your initilals into me?
closefriends;; it's a horse with a sword on his head and he's there to guard my hopes and dreams.
averagefriends;; what are you guys talking about? nothing, guy talk! yeah, - bitches and hoes.
enemiesturnedfriends;; was his name julian? we didn't exchange pleasantries. that's julian.
childhoodfriends;; to me, you'll always be that geeky kid with the pat benatar t-shirt on
partybuddies;; . i've already got two e-yesses and twenty-four e-maybes. that's a lot of e-sponses!
drinkingbuddies;; you always need a hug, not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug
onandoff;; you know, in your head.don't let the fact that i went to theater camp affect your decision.
friendofafriend;; no, it's just me and my dog charlie. you can try him, but he rarely answers his cell.
acquaintance;; but there is a new toy in town, and her name is bitch-slap barbie!...from connecticut.
firstnamebasis;; and mrs. turkleton! the turkletons! can I get a scotch?
knowtheface;; double secret decoder ring wearing doctors! activate! form of an ice menora!
justmet;; welcome to our lair, i'm an eight level ogre magi with invisibility and this is randall.
fakefriends;; i looked all over, i never found any balloons. you'd think there'd be some balloons.
don't look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.[/i][/color][/font]
gotohell;; you kids use the word "hate" so much that I have to find a new word.[/color][/font][/blockquote]oh mrs pacman ,[/color]
utterabhorrence;;you, honest-to-god, make me so angry, i'm afraid i just might hurt myself.
hardcorehate;; i'm not even going to say something is wrong anymore. i'm going to say that it's "dorian"
mutualdislike;; well, you definitely need something. um, maybe a backbone. or perhaps some testicles.
onesideddislike;;i'd go with the "god-complex" but it's hard to choose,you know,they're all so good.
rivals;; dr. reid, this is not "bring your problems to work day", this is just "work day".
backstabbedyou;; it's a riddle!two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat!one of them wasn't me!
backstabbedme;;i would think an arrogant ass like you would love having his very own clone.up yours,bobbo.
scaredof;; you open up this door within the next three seconds or i will start huffing and puffing!
intimidated;; then she screamed "i'll kill you, bitches!", which, frankly, we all thought was hilarious.
annoyance;;you want some salsa for that chip on your shoulder?
tolerance;;perry!hi.how are you,et cetera.i just took out a new insurance policy and i need a physical.
jealousy;; well, you're the number one jealous weight for the jealous... weight jealous...champ.
friendlyrivals;; dude, the league of women voters called, and they want to know where to send your membership.
friendsturnedenemies;; newbie, do you want me give my "things i don't care about" speech again?.
indifference;; and gave you the impression that I actually cared, which is just so wrong, god!
cheatedonme/you;; you rotting here in this fluorescent-lit tomb is better than tipping the valet with your alimony check
i would sex that bow right off your head.[/i][/color][/font]
final;; i'm gonna start telling you all the things i haven't taken the time to say all these years.[/color][/font][/blockquote]
future;; and i know that there are guys who bring flowers and that there are guys who write love songs.
past;; it's roughly five times as long as any of your white, pasty relationships have lasted,
current;; i love you. mmm, now say it in spanish. te amo. now say it like astro. i ruv roo.
inlove;; i have never said "i love you" to a woman before. well, then, how do you get them to sleep with you?
mutualcrush; so once you've got the hole in the bottom of the popcorn box, it's basically just a waiting game.
onesidedcrush;; so he has a cute butt. everyone has a cute butt. i have a cute butt
pastgoodterms;; she doesn't like people to know that she actually cares for me!
pastbadterms;; and that's when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn't a pretty little girl at all
paststillchemistry;; uhhh... things that ruined my life. things that took half my money. things with sharp edges!
fling;; its a sex thing, okay? you mean like a gender issue or like intercourse? because i'm book-smart on both!
onenightstand;; god i hope it's sex! or a pony...but i'll bet it's sex because i don't see a pony..
fuckbuddies;; but you cannot have sex with someone you care about! sex is for making babies and revenge.
makeoutbuddies;; love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and in some cultures, a chicken.
friendswithbenefits;; i don't understand any of that crazy gibberish you use. penis is schwing-something...
enemieswithbenefits;; i slept with him. and it was good. oh! how's that for stirring things up?
physicalattraction;; i just got out of a serious relationship. plus, i'm a tent-dwelling poop-fainter who can't drive.
lust;; is it still cool to say get a room? i don't know, i'm going for it anyway...get a room!
sexualtension;; this is unnaceptable. you said we were gonna sleep head to foot!
flirt;; it started off with some innocent flirting: "hi, i'm dr. reid"..."why is there blood in my son's stool?"
onandoff;; once every couple of weeks we have sex, and then we have breakfast without saying a word
forbidden;; relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. will they? won't they?
ankles is a simple game , [/color]
the first one to get embarrassed and pull up their scrubs loses.[/i][/color][/font]
closefamily;; ah uncomfortable silences and alcohol... just like thanksgiving at home.[/color][/font][/blockquote]
distantfamily;; you're not invited. oh, I see. family only, everyone, that's how they're doing it.
mutualrespect;; when i crush a person's spirit, I like to use a combination of intimidation and degradation.
onesidedrespect;; dr. phil says, "and how is that working out...for you?" and then the big fat lady cries, waah.
admiration;; uh, excuse me, i'm not a child. I'm a doctor. and i'll get that hug!
emotionalsupport;; if i wanted to listen to someone yap on about their problems, i'd be at my aa meeting.
secret;; it's a riddle!two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat!one of them wasn't me!
teacher/student;;,dear god, felicia, you don't think i'm actually done, teaching you do you?
classmate/colleague;; my friend, I am about to make you look very silly.!
mixedfeelings;; i don't need your approval or your stupid man cards. but the lettering is darling...
protectiveoveryou;together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor...-slash-labradoodle.
protectiveoverme;; my first step was going with all-hemp underwear, it's AWESOME!l.
stalker;; after you dressed rowdy up, did you trim the clumpy areas around his butt?
obsession;; i mean it's not like they come with a complimentary shower wallet.
nevermet;; this is a very dicey case. ted, what do you think? she knows my name! whatever she wants!
good/badinfluence;;i don't like that much freedom down there. it makes me tingle in my giblets.
other-specify;;i'm telling you sir, a lifeless ghost dog, glided in front of my car, wearing roller skates!
smurfination, smurfination, and smurf. [/color]
presentation, inspiration and fear?[/i][/color][/font]
listen up there delilah! this ree-hee-heally awesome plotpage
was made by the one, the only rawrAMY! of CAUTION2.0! steal, and prepare
to face the wrath of julian, the disgruntled manatee. ya hear? alrighty then. so all
the fantastic quotes are from SCRUBS! aka. the best show ever, and credited to the
writers of said show. most of them are by coxey, jd, turk, kelso, elliot and karla. oh
and lets not forget the janitor, right? so all ya gotta do is fill out the code in the next post.
rules? well, i reserve the right to use whatever icons i like, but i'll use yours if they're worthy.
post in code and out of code. just follow the instructions; its not rocket science.
psst i must also give some credit to the amazing CASEY! who helped with some quotes ftw. <3[/color][/font]
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